Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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Top comments
liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
Casualt1234 0
myspace sucks. but then again, so does facebook.
jaxsk 0
That's brutal...
Nightfallz 0
social websites suck. call people. go out with your friends. but yea I guess fyl
shostakovich 0
Really? Is that the best reason you can think of?
bloodfalcon22 0
OP is a newfag
mojo_jojo 0
Original poster.
BLNovelist 0
I voted both - FYL because it has to suck because he is your crush, but YDI for assuming he meant you when neither of you had even discussed the possibility.
luciusmix12 0
If you are one of those girls that take Facebook seriously enough to believe a relationship request is the same as it was in person.... I know why he does not like you....
allmidnighteyes 11
lol @ people asking each other out with Facebook. This is just ******* sad. also lol@ the fact that you've liked him 2+ years and haven't done anything about it.
Lexia_fml 0
Dude if he can't even know who he wants to go out with, like recognize surname or picture, you don't need him.
t_tru 0
Ew.