Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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Top comments
liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
catandthehatxo 0
wow my names catherine too
roundnproud 7
shes joking genius
RIKANA 0
it happens... don't let it get you down RI
fyourlife33 0
You're a ******* dumbass and deserve it for thinking he randomly asked like that and what an awful name.. You suck terribly
no_day_but_2day 0
Thats not an awful name! Thats my name too! Just spelt differently! Dont be an asshole.
cms70 0
You're name sucks more than mine! *sticks out tongue @ fyourlife33!* na na na na na!! See! I can say stupid things just like you! (My name is Catherine as well) FYL dude, you're obviously not getting laid enough if you have to sit online and tell people they suck just because of what their parents named them!
ergo_fml 13
Why would you suddenly be in a relationship you had no idea about?
PumpkinTarte 0
My name's Catherine too. I hate it.
nirvan5a 1
lolz
henry61646 0
I don't think u deserved it, but u don't even know u and I can tell u that u deserve somebody better than a guy who asks u out via facebook. that really sucks tho :-(
bettyboop274 0
YDI , it's pretty dumb if you think someone's going to ask you out over a facebook relationship status. That's like a text message break up.
phatdaddy 0
You should change your name to "stupid" that way he won't get confused next time.