Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
bdaniels362 3
Yea you deserved that one. Why would you get happy if you actually weren't any a relationship with him?
roundnproud 7
13 is correct. anyone who asks you out/breaks up with you via LOLFACEBOOK should be hung to a tree branch by their toenails for twelve years
xpxp2002 4
That's too bad. It sucks to see somebody you really like, liking (and dating) someone else. To those who don't seem to understand, the FML is that the guy clearly intended to ask out someone else, and she basically had to see it happen right in front of her after the guy mistaken chose the wrong person. It wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad if she didn't get the request and it just showed up in her news feed later that day.
t_tru 0
I hope he and the other Catherine talked about it first. You don't "ask someone out" on fcking Facebook!
azhein 0
yeah I'm sure the guy was actually in a relationship with the other catherine
Knockyoudown 0
aww :(
shaeto 0
why do you want someone to ask you out over FB?
rihannalover 0
ydi for saying wowzers in your username and also, why wouldn't he just tell you that he liked you then requested you haha. sorry though
McMan 23
i couldn't agree more
InkGothical 0
Why would you say yes anyway! The dude asks you out on FACEBOOK! And I agree with 20 - that's a bit too long...
jdawg777 0
you use the facebook relationship thing if you're already in a relationship with someone. its not a way to ask someone out genius.
The_crow 0
A "facebook relationship request"???? You kids need to have more interpersonal interaction. Who in the deuce asks someone out on facebook? That's like me shopping for a wife on ebay!
shotgunner2 0
hows the wife hunt coming?
4dakill 0
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hotstuff81 0
That sucks I'm sorry. I've had a crush on this guy for so long he keeps going out with other people. But I still keep my hopes up you should too.
Cittenscollar 0
Move the **** on.