Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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Top comments
liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
tNa693 0
So I didn't read all the posts so Im not sure if someone else already asked this. But she never said that she accepted the request. She could have declined and then he could have said "sorry". But if you did accept then you are pretty dense.
cheesefest 0
Better you found out that he was a douche by Facebook, rather than after three years of being in a relationshop.
PrettyVal 0
hahaha relationshop. And who said he was a douche, just because he made a mistake? Wow it's pretty obvious you're just using this as an excuse to bring in your jaded relationship past. Sad.
jamieskittles 0
i say YDI because you knew you guys weren't in a relationship so why would he ask for a relationship request if it wasn't on accident.
dormouse_fml 0
Why would you be excited? Do you expect someone to ask you out via facebook?
animaluverXOX 0
That's not your fault, no matter what any one else says. He's probably not the right one for you. Unless, you know, he was just nervous or something and he actually meant you, in which case, disregard everything else I said.
clouds9 0
oh my god. Is that how guys ask girls to be their girlfriends now? And you were excited?! Sigh.
PrettyVal 0
Yeah, it's a little sad if you were excited to be asked out via facebook status...
originalkermit 0
WoW... and idiot and a C-R-E-E-P-E-R...
xforeverhart123 0
Woooow, you totally shouldn't listen to most of the comments on here :/ If you've liked a guy for that long, you must REALLY like him. I get if you're all excited about it. I would be too. I mean, I'd be so excited that I wouldn't even think about the fact that there's almost no chance that it was real, or even consider that it was an accident (wow, that was mean. sorry.) Anyways, forget all the bitches commenting about how you're an idiot. You aren't. (and if you are for doing that, well, you're not the only one out there, trust me)
LexiBooox3 0
Awww. :[