Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
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Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I discovered my childhood crush's account after mourning our separation for years. I texted him and I introduced myself to him. I thought he would be as surprised and excited, but unfortunately he'd forgotten all about me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
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liljon3 0
so you think without even asking you out, he would send a relationship request?
mEeLa_fml 0
FYL for having a crush on someone who would ask you out via facebook...
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Comments (103)
erroneousx2 0
Ouch! Sounds extremely painful.
QueenOfMelodrama 0
That sucks. But at the same time, you deserve it for getting excited. If it was real, I'd be pretty annoyed because that's a HORRIBLE way to ask somebody out. So I would automatically assume it was fake until proven otherwise.
Tucker28 0
that wuld soo happen to me!!! i have like horrible luck with shit like that. I got a message on myspace from my crush that m totally in love with inviting me to the dance with him. then he messaged me back saying "Sorry Aubry, I ment Traci." It sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jcspider99 0
Umm, i think i might know you. I went to school with a person named Catherine about 2 and a half- 3 years ago. A lot of people said she liked me and i liked her. So if there is anyway you could contact me on here pls do so.
jcspider99 0
Umm, i think i might know you. I went to school with a person named Catherine about 2 and a half- 3 years ago. A lot of people said she liked me and i liked her. So if there is anyway you could contact me on here pls do so.
FarFromHome_fml 17
Do you have ANY idea how common the name Catherine is?! Don't try to use FML to pick up chicks, weirdo.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Now I'm getting the feeling my name is common. -_- lol
Ucla_cupcake 0
Ok, Now I officially see my name is very common -.-
l3allin_all_day 0
lol at least he said sorry
ibefaisal 1
wow, that's really pathetic that you rely on facebook to begin a relationship with someone.
stevenmx86 8
You're pathetic for having a crush on someone for 2.5 years and not at least attempting to make a move..