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By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 08:00

Today, I finished writing a 60-page essay on the history and people of Australia. Turns out it's supposed to be on Austria. It's due this morning. FML
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See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.

ydi for not reading the instructions carefully

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Who are you, Lloyd Christmas?

ydi for not reading the instructions carefully

See if the Teacher will accept it anyway. Couldn’t hurt to ask.

Rookie mistake.

Just do a find and replace. Swap kangaroos for Hitler and koalas for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and you'll probably get at least a C.

that's brilliant

I take it that it was not a g'day, mate

start the new one, take the Australia one to your professor so they can see you aren't lying and explain what happened and see if they'll give you an extension

Sixty pages on Austria is way harder. Once you get past Hitler, the separation from Hungary, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Josef Fritzl, you've really gotta put the effort into your research. Australia is much easier. Dingoes, koalas, kangaroos, a Prime Minister who vanished after going for a swim in broad daylight... that's sixty pages with another forty for extra credit.

Attention to detail. Ydi

Austria?! Well put another shrimp on the barbee!