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Isquaredkeepingitreal's favorite FMLs
By cats1234 / Thursday 7 April 2016 19:19 / Canada - Red Deer

This Woman Who Glued Herself to Her Girlfriend in a Couple’s Therapy Accident Manages to Escape Arrest

Whether or not the accident was a stint to get out of serving time or an actual method of couple’s therapy, there’s no escaping the FML that is being stuck, literally, to your significant other for days on end. That’s a jail of its own!

By Nina - / Saturday 26 August 2017 00:30 /
By Anonymous / Friday 28 October 2011 15:52 / United States
By crixon42 - / Monday 18 November 2013 23:39 / United Kingdom

This Husband Actually Manages To Convince His Wife That She Is Dead With An Extremely Elaborate Polaroid Prank

For this woman, it was a terrifying FML-filled 10 minutes of truly wondering whether or not you actually exist.

By Nadine - / Thursday 15 February 2018 17:30 /