Kids: Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently,... - FML

By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

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splice520 4

Friday 25 March 2011 9:08

future pimp

enonymous 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:14

So did the teacher get a discount?

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rburke42016 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:03

so awesome!! not for you obviously but for us reading haha

1beto3 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:03

haha man so early they start

summa 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:10

are you people retarded, I have a younger sister that age!!! that's just sick!!!

awmy 2

Friday 25 March 2011 17:12

lmao ur son's a little player haha :D

jk9037 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:14

This kid is going places .

kingjames2306 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:31

yeah most likly prison someday

sjch 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:24

This is not funny, and people who are praising your son are disgusting. What if he were a little girl and she was charging boys to let them touch her? Everyone's reactions would have been completely different. I really hope you are doing something to stop this kind of behavior.

awardZu 0

Friday 25 March 2011 19:59

Exactly! I have two daughters, and if I found out that this kind of crap was going on around either of them, I would be extremely pissed! If they ever tried that crap, I'd home school their asses and find out who the hell taught them that shit, then file every charge that I could against them!

Casey777 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:28

your an idiot so what if it were a girl you tard

kingjames2306 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:23

171 you are right people that dont have kids dont understand i have a daughter but shes still very little so i got a few yrs till shes in school i will flip big time if this were to go on in her grade or school

kayvan 8

Friday 25 March 2011 17:32

That's an enterprising young man!

selfgratman 0

Friday 25 March 2011 17:39

this kid is legit

lmw562 3

Friday 25 March 2011 17:40

awwww you raised a little stud!

thecovert 7

Friday 25 March 2011 17:49

Future president!!

zanysage 0

Friday 25 March 2011 21:29

Errrr. Canadians don't have a President

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