Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
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taconinja1995
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I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.
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3ddie_the_head
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Sounds like you had a fun trip.
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Hellishness
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well that's a first
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SHREKballs
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that's sad OP, I guess it's more glorious to be killed by the bear
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fagboobsrofl
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lolfag
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MagneticGuitar
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Frisbee is more hardcore!
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chuk_norris_fml
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Haha isn't this a good thing? OP, why on earth would you want a monobrow anyway???
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Bradster_15
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if it was a unibrow that frisbee did u a favor
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loganm22
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nobody said he had a unibrow before...
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3ddie_the_head
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Sounds like you had a fun trip.
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turtlemansam
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One time I got hit in the face with a fizzbee. Ohh the stories you can make up with a black eye....
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wade907
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fuck man I live in Alaska I do that a lot
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Hellishness
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why'd my comment get deleted??
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TechnoTaco
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"This is a hold up!!"
"Oh my god he has a frisbee!!"
Hah, Imagination
"Oh my god he has a frisbee!!"
Hah, Imagination
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BananaSticker
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So... You're mad because you didn't fall off a mountain, freeze to death in a cold river, or get ripped to shreds by a bear?
Yeah, this FML is stupid.
If I managed to survive all those things and then get an injury so small as a cut on my eyebrow, I'd feel pretty damn lucky.
This would only be an FML if the cut got infected and ate all the skin on his face off.
Yeah, this FML is stupid.
If I managed to survive all those things and then get an injury so small as a cut on my eyebrow, I'd feel pretty damn lucky.
This would only be an FML if the cut got infected and ate all the skin on his face off.
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Hozay
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haha
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the_flirtt
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well atleast you had fun.
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RyGan
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You're no superman
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JuliaM1000
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Aaand lemme guess, u failed the job after hard working if 50 hours and they fired you.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Op you had a great time over the last three weeks and you're whining cuz you got a little cut?
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bennyboy111
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op ur an idiot
so u'd rather fallen off the cliff?
so u'd rather fallen off the cliff?
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KingDingALing
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18- "This is a hold up!"
" Oh my god! That poodle has a gun!...it's smoking a cigar to!"
" Oh my god! That poodle has a gun!...it's smoking a cigar to!"
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blankaex
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Since when did running away from a bear make you invulnerable to frisbees?
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Jessi2487
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you have failed the test grasshopper. you will forever be weak and a loser.
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Technocidal
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I get hit in the face by a ball at least once every year. You get used to it after a while. Then it gets fun :D
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emo_fail_child
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this isn't a fml suck it up
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alaskan420
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Alaska FTW!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Sarah Palin!
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puggfuggly
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more like a badly caught frisbee, YDI for being a total baddie
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172pilot
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that was a perfectly thrown frisbee u just failed to catch it......
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taconinja1995
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I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.
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QwertyMcNugget
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That damn dirty mountain!
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megamandude455
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lol @ taconinja
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z620
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fail? were u using a steel frisbee?
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No_habla_espanol
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lmfaooo
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MollyXD124
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or maybe the bear?
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billieb_fml
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it'll grow back.. suck it up chump!
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georgeo10yal
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agree and op lol that's such a fail lol fyl
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ohSNAPyall
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It may have a scar so that hair doesn't grow there.. price of the wild adventure trip. If anyone asks, tell 'em it's from the bear. ;)
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ljw1993
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lol'd
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hairt
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AHHHHH #5 YOUR PICTURE HAHAHAHA
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turtlemansam
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27 - Come on man, no need to be racist.
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No_habla_espanol
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how's it racist? look at the picturethe face is stretched
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xxxbooxxx
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WTF?!?
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travisrocker
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hahaha goooooo frisbie!!!!
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theChupacabras
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battle scars. cool.
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chili10
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you just read my mind.... haha =) but if anybody asks, op just tell them you got het doing one of those other things. you'll seem cooler.
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chili10
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hurt*
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LittleMissShani
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hope it doesn't scar:/
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Baroness542
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I split my eyebrow when I was a little kid, and it scarred. It's really not that bad, after you get the stitches out and it heals up, the scar is hardly noticeable.
Plus, the scar that IS there looks pretty badass.
Plus, the scar that IS there looks pretty badass.
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LilaBear
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yeah my brother cut his eyebrow when he was about 5 and 13 years later still has a scar there.
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Fictionalized
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I think "fatally steep mountains" is one of the dumbest phrases I have ever heard.
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crashtest1205
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you best be trollin' 14.. a split eyebrow? big deal... I also say suck it up.. this is a stupid FML IMHO. and you are either trolling or you're just dumb..
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fmlbrooo
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Uhm, what does "trollin" mean ? ( x
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technicolourain1
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lmao smart one
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punkchica123
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same here...and i live in alaska -_-