Transportation: Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He...

By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By pam - 03/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:43

Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?

Doortje 29

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:41

Damn, those pervy old men!

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_streets_ 19

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:54

Oh you know you liked it.

Garytt 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:31

ill grab yours cuz youll like it :)

DiamondFinish 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:56

Old people can do whatever the **** they want. Can't wait to be that age.

T3P33_fml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 13:40

disguise yourseslf as an old man. faster.

XxSpread_legs_no 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 9:59

why was she sitting in the front???o.O

matt1990 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 11:26

fail

ugliness 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 13:49

wrong FML or you miss-read

AceArctic 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 17:46

It would be so easy to make a racial slur right here...

Viciousvixen_21 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:00

Its hard for old guys to get some action!

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:03

Not for Ron Jeremy. ;)

PSQ91 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:08

And Hugh Hefner :)

T3P33_fml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 11:59

and rapists :D

Angio113 10

Saturday 2 April 2011 15:04

triple win. :)

tulsafml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:36

and Benjamin Button:D

KraziiDesire 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:51

All these comments are Wins

Garay 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:39

Besides yours ^

Shinygirlnz 1

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:02

Hope you thanked him with a slap to the face and a loud yell of 'pervert!'

therealsuperman 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:09

it is bad that he did it without assking, butt at least you got a thank you

therealsuperman 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:09

it is bad that he did it without assking, butt at least you got a thank you

DiamondFinish 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:14

#21,25 Fail, is what your parents said when the condom ripped.

margie2194 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:34

lol that comment was a WIN!

anonymous595 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:15

maybe he was spanking u for been naughty talkin ta strangers

GiggidyPants 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 10:17

thank him for the gesture by grabbing his saggy ass chin

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Same thing different taste

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