FML : Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall....

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Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon - / Friday 13 March 2009 04:00 / United States

Transportation

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By Jimboom | 11

#29659 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:20

I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

By amelinat | 0

#29670 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:29

Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story.
Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

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By Jimboom | 11

#29659 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:20

I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

redsox4021 | 0

#993770 - Saturday 15 May 2010 1:52

atleast you weren't on flight between 2
morbidally obese men, I couldn't even stand up cuz their meat flaps held me down like a seatbelt.

TheNinjaCat | 10

#2074200 - Saturday 12 February 2011 11:12

I totally know how you feel!!

By 400382 | 0

#29665 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:26

that's fucking disgusting

i don't see many sweaty obese people in vancouver and i'm glad

ryguy997 | 0

#952276 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:38

YAY a fellow Vancouverite- yeah me neither luckily. BTW did you sew any Olympic events?

Cartera | 10

#4542560 - Saturday 9 June 2012 5:04

73 - That was awful.

By amelinat | 0

#29670 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:29

Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story.
Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

cstetchman | 0

#983532 - Thursday 22 April 2010 6:23

^^ this.

By lol135 | 0

#29689 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:52

Ugh I'm so sorry, I have OCD as well and know how much that would've made me feel sick.

By Paigeth | 0

#29691 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:53

As a fellow person who suffers from OCD, I feel for you.

GnaR_KiLL5150 | 12

#6082000 - Sunday 5 October 2014 22:51

I don't feel like that's OCD, I'm pretty sure he's just a germophobe

By Ldy_S_FTW | 0

#29699 - Friday 13 March 2009 12:59

why do i picture him being fat and bald...wearing a white wife beater that's already drenched in his sweat...and he's heavin deeply because of his obesity. Then again, I think i'm picturing fat joe LMAO.

Alexweber929 | 14

#5341814 - Sunday 27 January 2013 4:36

Im picturing 6'2" tall, 600 pounds with hairy arms, a grey cotton shirt drenched in sweat to such an extent that its sagging from the weight with a lazy eye, raspy breathing and oily unwashed hair