By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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AmazingAud 0

AWW! Thats gotta suck! I should do that to my fiance when he gets to being a d-bag!!

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Finnboghi 0

And that's called physical assault. But you're a woman so the rules don't apply! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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AmazingAud 0

Well IDK where you're from, but where I live the rules apply to everyone. So just because I'm a woman doesn't mean anything.. And I was just kidding. I think most people could have read the sarcasm in my statement, even it they don't know me.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! LMAO GTH.

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uneekfreak16 0

Your girlfriend sounds like a 5-year old.

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Andyangels27 0

thsats what you get for giving a weapon to a woman

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MK1029 0

I don't quite remember saying "bitch make me a sandwhich" that many times. And why are you stalking me now? I'm a nice guy, willing to help in most situations, somewhat loyal. Prefer less close friends over more distant friends. Short body, mid length dark brown hair. Not stunning or anything. I like to cook, and game, not i'm very athletic other than snowboarding. Now stop jacking off to this you fuckjob.

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divineinstrument 2

Wow besides the cooking and snowboarding you sound exactly like me...

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Luckster 0

I'm just a regular on FML, and I notice a trend after a while.

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Do you also like long walks on the beach?

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beardo8 0

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newguy12 0

What the hell are you talking about?

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m3l_fml 0

i use my stun gun on guys who look like this http://i29.tinypic.com/slh0r7.png

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BLNovelist 0

that's when I would have said that if it was a case of being my fault for buying it for her, then i'd never bother buying her anything again. FYL, OP, you were just thinking of her well being. :/

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justmyluck1212 0

lol @ least u were lookin out for her...I dont know if I could say the same about her

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Silverill 0

Of course she has to know if it works or not.

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