By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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cactus_fml 0

F your life for getting tazed by your girlfriend and then blamed for it. F MY life for having retarded girls like you girlfriend give smart girls like me a bad name. xD

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AmazingAud 0

Agree! The dipshits should not "act" for the whole gender! LOL

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ali3n_accomplic3 0

Ok well i think you didnt deserve it because your girlfriend shouldnt have put it to your chest in the first place. But other than that you deserved it a little because you didnt teach her how to use it ... and i agree with #55. shes a damm d-bag! "babe im not going to apologize for shocking you with lik 15,000 volts because you bought it for me in the first place"! n and since some guys are just whipped hed be like " i know its my fault honey bun! i love you snuggle bear :D" nd if hes not whipped this is what would happen, "3:50 a.m. *Shock noise" ha ha take that!" yupp well it would be immature to taze her back but f*ck being mature id stun the bitch! wtf! SHE PUT A TAZER OR STUN GUN OR W.E. YOU WANNA CALL IT TO YOUR CHEST! if you didnt do anything back im pretty sure your either totally whipped or really like her.

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GoArmy6624 7

YDI for buying a stupid person a weapon. What if you bought her a real gun. She would have shot you in the chest. There's absolutely no excuse as to why you would point a weapon at someone and pull the trigger unless you were looking to hurt or kill that person.

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mikel81 0

Stupid for thinking she wouldn't use it against you.

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ali3n_accomplic3 0

actually i dnt thnk she wud hav put a real gun to his chest a tazer yeah cuhz she thnks that being shocked wont do anythng bt im pretty sure she wud kno that a bullet to the chest would kill. nd if he did buy her one then he should buy her a gun lock. if he doesnt buy her one with the gun or teach her how to use it then YDI. common sense ...

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Frenz 0

It's your fault that she hurt you? I'd get out of there.

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kidclarke 15

That was a bad idea cause if you guys break up, she'll be tazing the shit out of you.

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gamergurl86 0

well now she knows what to do if she's ever being mugged. lol. I'm sorry though, I know how it feels, I was tazed in the 3rd grade by accident. not fun...

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