By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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Gadget3440 0

As long as she made it up to you I say it's not an FYL. It's not like she put it to your balls and made you impotent and sterile. Now That would have been an FYL

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bobertbarker 0

wow cuz, ur girlfriend is a retard... all girls think stun guns are toys.. those n00bs

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DeathShad0 1

Now do it to her to show her how that thing feels. Those hurt like a bitch.

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portablecupid 3

That's lame. I wish my boyfriend would give me a taser, I really want one lol.

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Guairdean 0

Dump her. There's no need to date someone that insensitive and unstable. Try to get the tazer back, but don't push it or you'll probably get tazed again.

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shadow_moses 0

dump her, what a stupid bitch. oh and make sure you dump her over the phone when shes away from her tazer

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cmac86 23

dumb blonde moment. she's probably too stupid to realize when she's being attacked.

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