Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML
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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well you kept your sister safe.
whythankyou 19
"Friend", huh?
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Comments (126)
shelovesshoes 23
At least he wasn't planning to knock her up!
miss_amphetamine 24
Regardless of whether you gave him condoms, just being honest here, they probably were going to do it anyway. So even though it's awkward and uncomfortable to think about, you did a good thing and kept her safe.
zoratheexplora 18
I've been there with my brother... I'm so sorry
Arwen_Evenstar 37
It was always going to be *somebody's* sister or daughter. I hate when men suddenly think it's different when it's their sister or daughter. Usually the same men that sleep/slept around themselves.
OscarEcho 12
Exactly!
LastResort318 14
You just don't want to see your sister grow up. Is that so bad?
Arwen_Evenstar 37
If you're not willing to accept they're grown adults able to make choices about their own body, yes it is. Full disclosure, an open family with open minded views probably influences my opinion. Even my grandparents on one side are that way.
jtfrisch 22
Your friend is a bro, but not your bro anymore.
abNormal62 23
But maybe he's going to be upgraded to bro-in-law
catmint 13
You looked out for your sister without knowing it though. It could've been some scumbag who wouldn't have used one so there's some silver lining here :)
fmlrulesBolt 14
Life's a bitch
Mojo0608 26
YDI. Your little sister isn't special to most men and most girls are somebody's sister. You shouldn't objectify women yourself without realising the women you want to keep safe will be treated the same.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Err OP, this is the 21st century, your sister is entitled to have sex with whomever she wants, including your friends. Granted, he could have been discreet about it but unless the friend in question is planning to take advantage of her, this is none of your business. I find this "guy rule" of no sleeping with a friend's sister beyond hypocrite and sexist. The girls you are sleeping with are also someone's sister / daughter. Plus, if you feel entitled to tell your friends not to touch your sister, I suppose she can do the same to her girlfriends, right?
ADBurns 22
This is not a guy rule or anything, this is about respect. I absolutely agree it's non of his business who his sister chooses to bang - it's about respecting a friend and being discreet - don't throw it in the guy's face..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I agree with you #42, it's not very classy have said it to his face. However, many comments here refer to the "bro code" of not sleeping with a friend's sister. And I still find it hypocritical that "trying to get lucky" with an unknown girl is ok and "here-is-a-condom-have-fun" but if it's your sister, it's disrespectful. You should respect women equally, regardless of them being related or not to you.
LastResort318 14
You don't sleep with your friends sister or brother. It makes everything awkward to so the least.
abNormal62 23
Hopefully you weren't one of those friends that poked a hole in them before passing the condoms out