Today, in a bid to avoid going to the dentist, my husband decided to have one of his drunk buddies pull his tooth out with pliers. Now he has to have surgery to remove the shards of tooth left rotting in his mouth. It’s going to cost thousands. Thanks babe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, in attempt to save a few bucks on visiting the doctor, my drunk husband tried to relocate his own disjointed finger, using a vice grip. We ended up with an $800 ambulance bill and then a welfare check from Social Services. FML
Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months is unrelenting. Apparently, shrugging and offering to experimentally yank all my bottom teeth is my smurf-shit of a dentist's actual plan. FML
Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I'm thinking about using a glass of whiskey and a pair of pliers to pull out my broken wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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kazekai8 11
play stupid games gets stupid prizes
JasonThorn 23
Hey, now you have something to bring up whenever he decides to get drunk with his friends: "Hey, be sure to tell them how much your LAST Drunk Decision cost you."
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Comments (10)
kazekai8 11
play stupid games gets stupid prizes
JasonThorn 23
Hey, now you have something to bring up whenever he decides to get drunk with his friends: "Hey, be sure to tell them how much your LAST Drunk Decision cost you."
RichardPencil 32
Probably wouldn't be that much extra to get him a vasectomy, too, while he's under anesthesia. You don't want to get stuck with dumb kids, do ya?
Chazzster 32
OP you did not deserve this. But it appears your husband did.
lev 11
OP deserves it for marrying a moron.
tounces7 28
Well if you leave the shards in, the worst it can do is the infection can eventually get to his brain and kill it. But from the sounds of it, that ship already sailed, so there's really nothing to worry about.
Brightside86 31
It only cost like $200 to have a tooth pulled at the dentist. On the plus side I'm sure he will be a strong advocate of dental hygiene after this, must be in a lot of pain.
mccuish 25
Was your husband watching the hangover?
DoctorPALO 14
Perhaps ydi for marrying the idiot in the first place?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
They should have at least purchases tooth pulling pliers. Woulda saved thousands