Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
ColdplaySucks 18
One of the most disgusting FMLs I can remember reading... Nasty.
rallets 23
how long ago did you read it? how do you remember reading it if it just got posted?
_Oblivion_ 12
121 Whatever you are on, give me some because that it the most retarded statement i have ever read.
HurpMcDerpington 0
The best part of waking up...
sonnyrosa 32
You really didn't notice the putrid smell eminating from your kettle?
alsgirl 24
You don't open your kettle to put water in??
Leipe_Henkie 10
i was wondering the same, normally you'd check such a thing... at least I would take a look in our water heater (makes note to be certain of doublechecks from now on) before putting any water in it
immaMonsta 8
Yuck! FYL.
nathanc3433 7
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
RoseTintMyWorld 8
That's beyond disturbing and disgusting. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
valerossi9698 5
um... Extra protein?