Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
Schizomaniac 24
#173 Yeah. They're trying this new thing where they start all the stories with "Today," too. I guess they're making some changes around here.
day624 14
Dude, thats sick as hell
jmelsha11 11
Yes, what IS a water cooker?
Fmlsea 28
wouldn't you notice something wrong with the water ,like the taste when you were drinking the tea
astrastars 1
This could actually end up being good for you. When my mom was younger, a snake got into their water supply and died, and they drank bits of dead snake for quite some time. Now she has a hella strong immune system.
nuhuh 1
What I was trying to figure out though is how for a week OP didn't notice it inside when they added more water each time?
elmosworld1020 0
This is honestly my favorite fml ever hahaha
jdt1229 0
how did you not notice the rat is my question
jdt1229 0
how did you not notice the rat is my question
lolmonster34 0
^why did they get thumbs down? But hey I'm gonna get thumbs down too so wat Eva