Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
DCFan 9
That's something a douche would say.
GovernorGeneral 8
Thats fuuckin nasty. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. ._. Hope you guys get better :3
GovernorGeneral 8
201 lol youre the douche -.-" Sirin simply made a joke. Twice. Laugh at it. :|
Aim_Low 4
Who said anything about toning down your sarcasm? I was just suggesting you facepalm somebody that seems a bit more deserving.
Sirin_fml 47
Thanks again, Aim_Low. I will take your invaluable suggestions on my commenting policy - or "game plan" - into consideration at the next Fight Club meeting, along with your prophetic username. In return, I suggest that in future, you will refrain from shooting up on heroin immediately prior to commenting.
scotchnacid 4
Omg so sorry for u op feel better guys
Aim_Low 4
^
randomkayx3 11
I would truly be traumatized .. FYL OP. :/
Aim_Low 4
at least while drinking away the pain of a terribly slow-starting semester...
Lidiya8lml 0
Aim_low WTF r u talking about? You ok?