Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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lindseykcool 6
131- I would assume that ColdplaySucks means that out of all the FMLs he can remember reading. that this one is the worst. So be nice.
Aim_Low 4
Wow, Sirin, way to be excessively hostile. I feel like you're similar to my bio professor in that you won't let mistakes slide.
lindseykcool 6
FMLs* my mistake.
stuffhappens223 7
Google?
bulgeinmypants 0
Aw rats
meggiemooger 0
I just barfed in my mouth. fricking sick dude.
Sirin_fml 47
Thanks for the feedback, Aim_Low! I was born with a sense of humour and sarcasm, but I will certainly try to temper it next time, lest I accidentally lighten the mood again.
sirhobothesecond 3
I think I just threw up a little bit...
Lidiya8lml 0
I understand your sarcasm some people are just plain stupid or they're just trolling
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
204 I literally laughed my ass off for 4 minutes from your pick ahahaha!