Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
jayemdoubleyou 1
**** me running, that is absolutely horrible.
kateindeed 5
"**** me running"? That's a new one.. I'm impressed and intrigued all at once.
lovestheice 0
Ugghhhh!!! Ewwwww!!!): sorry!!!):
Papaw_fml 3
Okay that I'd officially the grossest FML I've ever read!
xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0
Ew!
EvilPotato 15
Don't mention it Sirin.
Eggers 2
Just so you know Sirin, I'm thumbs-downing all your comments... In spirit. So pretend they all say -1 next to them
Calyx_fml 22
Not to freak you out but bubonic plague is still around.
neverenoughtime 0
Did anyone think cabin fever?
Akharr01 5
Well, couldn't you be a little more upset for the poor animal that died? That's the real problem here.
sbedward 0
Lmfao @soyamoo !!