Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Epsilonyx 15
Rats are a delicacy in some places. Appreciate.
bingababe 16
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....
armoredturtle 0
Taste like chicken?
khaya 9
Gives a new meaning to flavoured water.
rdaily 6
How did you not notice ? lol sorry OP. check your water cooker next time!
eureka_fml 6
Seriously. It should have been tasted when drinking, smelled when heating, felt by the weight, and observed when refilling the cooker. How did nobody living in that house notice any of those signs?
chlolzah 0
1- how the hell is that extra PROTEIN???! WHT THE ACTUAL ****?
butterz69 0
U didn't smell it really.
SRabbit 11
Please tell me you went to the doctor. There had to be a smell of cooking flesh about? I don't see how you didnt notice.
wtfitsxash 3
And this is how the zombie virus starts!
kphippie 0
O.... My... God....