Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
huey211 1
gross in so many ways let's count em....bout a lot if ur being blunt about it :D
fogrunner 13
Well, if you eat meat you technically eat ... corpses all the time! :D
moop256 10
You are the most positive person on this website 15 it nice to see someone look on the bright side once in awhile
SaMmIMonster96 6
I'm confused, all I said was it was true... Oh well
magman14 0
After it's cooked, why are you getting sick?
reldnahceus 8
Don't you clean it regularly?
peacefulgirl89 7
Disgusting...... FYL and FML for reading this... Ewww
mrssuarez2011 12
Oh, oh that is just disgusting .
auddylynne 0
Omg! That's awful!! Gawd idk if I'd be more sick before or after I found out!
GypsyRover 0
You said to message you so I am. ;-)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
So that's what happened to that rat from ratatouille