Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
missy73 3
Ummm check ur water daily..... Duh
Okayitwasme 0
Glad you're alive to tell the tale!
daka_fml 5
You deserved it for never cleaning your heater. Seriously, hygiene much?
alex6946 10
FYL D;
HahaYDI 0
The best part of waking up, is a dead mouse in your cup.
catharsis5 9
I'm unfamiliar with water cookers, can't you see what's inside before you use it? Still disgusting though....
SRabbit 11
People usually just use the pour spout to fill them up with water instead of just opening up the top and doing it that way.
akiahara 14
holy. shit. definitely FYL.
periwinkle95 10
This FML made my stomach churn.
BikeAllDay818 6
That is so freaking nasty, I don't even know what I'd do I'd that had happened to me. Rhys like something out of a horror movie like hills have eyes or something lmao
BikeAllDay818 6
Ugh stupid iPhone. What I'd do if* Sounds like something*
khaya 9
Rat water is the corner stone of every healthy diet.