Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML
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Top comments
antart3 18
I hope you will keep their litter :)
tmd4L 7
Doggy style.
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Comments (83)
RadioOctopus 16
;) does that jacket happen to be a fur coat? haha so cheesy
xwabombwx 5
Red rocket, red rocket!!!
julz0125 5
Don't ever work in the veterinary field
Belgiangirl_fml 11
Gross!! Does he try it when you have it on too?
wildsweetchild 19
I guess it's your dogs favorite jacket too )))
Jonkbaby 23
who did you buy your jacket from, Cruella Deville? I mean, weird
perdix 31
It's so sexy, it makes him jack it.
brianfantana32 10
Clever perdix
itstesshomo 2
*it appears
robc32ca 4
If it's your favorite jacket, why do you throw it on the floor?
izzy7 11
Try hanging it up instead of tossing it on the floor.
AubreyDucrat 8
And that's why you spay and neuter...
julz0125 5
I agree...smartest comment yet
RedPillSucks 33
No. My dog is neutered and he still humps everything that moves. He has a favorite blanket that he works it out on.
tsprings 2
A neutered dog will still hump, but won't ejaculate. So, no wet spots if neutered. (: And I agree, smartest comment yet. My first thoughts exactly.