Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML
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Top comments
antart3 18
I hope you will keep their litter :)
tmd4L 7
Doggy style.
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Comments (83)
BigRob247 0
Lol but in the first place, why would you have your coat within reach of the dog?
Kresaera 2
Omg that's gross...
fredtheturtle 3
Ewwww
ImSoEffedUp 10
Not trying to PISS u off.... But maybe u smell like a BITCH (female dog) and he's marking his territory....lol....
Mpls09 3
Ruff ;D
chubby_choco 17
Give the dog the coat and get a new one?
kaylamahoney90 12
that is so gross
cassidy347 0
That is a total WTF moment
zebrapattern 6
I don't know why whenever I open this app and tap on Random, this story is always in the first 5.
2shameless 0
Burn that jacket...