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Well, change your FB relationship status to single and let him find out that way. When he confronts you, tell him you didn't think he needed to know and it's none of his business.
Brilliant
I hope it was you who decided you were now single?
So... stay out of it I'm the most jealous person I know and my boyfriend is best friend with his ex so get over your self!
That's so rude. You shouldn't allow him to waste your time.
Ditch him ASAP, you deserve better.
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Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.