Love, Kids, Pregnancy, Weird and Sexism: Hell no!

Hell no!

By Anonymous - 14/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML

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You deserved it 207

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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911 what's your emergency?

By midwify - 05/01/2015 17:58 - Denmark - Asaa

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

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By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML

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Doghouse

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 04:00

Today, stressed to the point of breakdown over my impending daughter's birth, I went to a small church. After a long talk with the pastor, I finally began to feel some calm and peace. Too bad my wife flipped out, accused me of wanting to make her a "handmaid" and made me sleep on the couch. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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Hello from the other side

By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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Going well, isn't it?

By Abandon - 20/07/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML

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Don't mention it again

By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 12:00

Today, our daughter threatened to throw us out if her mom asked about having children again. My wife is completely unable to control herself, and lasted a full 30 seconds before trying to restart the baby conversation. We weren’t just thrown out, she soaked us with the hose all the way to our car. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 15 March 2024 2:17

put your damn foot down man. she acts with respect or she gets out. period.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 March 2024 2:26

seriously you couldn't stop her? it's your wife your house and your kid. use physical force

Comments

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 15 March 2024 2:17

put your damn foot down man. she acts with respect or she gets out. period.

Lost Reggie 20

Friday 15 March 2024 8:20

But use the foot with the shoe.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 March 2024 2:26

seriously you couldn't stop her? it's your wife your house and your kid. use physical force

Hangryko 31

Friday 15 March 2024 5:07

I know your wife is busy, but if she didn't protest what her mother did, you may want to find out later what was going on in her mind. Ask your wife if she herself also didn't want you in there, or if she was even aware of her mother banning you from witnessing the birth of you and your wife's child.

Nikki 17

Saturday 16 March 2024 1:14

“I know your wife was busy” the only thing going on in her mind is getting that baby out, it’s up to him to protect her in that moment, she shouldn’t be dealing with drama then or after

D J's MOM 17

Friday 15 March 2024 13:48

wow, what a conundrum. you want to punch out your mil and be there for the birth of your child. however if you do then you risk going to jail while your wife is in agony and not aware. On the flip side, I would find out if your wife agreed with her mom. then it's time to really consider your options for the future. Either way I really feel for you.