FML : Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to...

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Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 January 2010 10:45 / Canada

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By bittersweets | 2

#766069 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:14

In most families you eat together at one table and get up when everybody is ready. How exactly did your 4 year old son manage to scatter around food througout the house?

By pet_virus | 0

#766084 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

YDI for making him eat Spinach

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By akwasi | 1

#766043 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:03

first

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Expertfail | 0

#766046 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:05

Well, second counting the OP's FML.

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bfrench95 | 0

#1087866 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:15

In Soviet Russia, underwear is all over your spinach.

By realggirl | 0

#766047 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:05

and i am third

By Camy123_fml | 0

#766064 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:13

Yup and im 4thh

:P

By dbs22 | 0

#766068 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:14

Food hanging around for a while plus your underwear is the vital ingredient for anthrax...

By bittersweets | 2

#766069 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:14

In most families you eat together at one table and get up when everybody is ready. How exactly did your 4 year old son manage to scatter around food througout the house?

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Twinklestar | 0

#766246 - Sunday 10 January 2010 18:14

He could have taken the food before meals to get it out of the kitchen and hidden it places so his parents couldn't cook it.

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bittersweets | 2

#766851 - Monday 11 January 2010 1:02

But it was half eaten... Does he snuck it out of the kitchen, starts to eat it and then hides it?

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gareshmear | 0

#767096 - Monday 11 January 2010 2:30

yea man, that's pretty old school....

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T1A2Z3 | 26

#7648738 - Saturday 16 June 2018 1:37

Pockets?

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T1A2Z3 | 26

#7648739 - Saturday 16 June 2018 1:38

Pockets?

By madeleine83_fml | 0

#766078 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:18

oh nooo, you have spinach in your underwear drawer, f your life, that's just terrible...

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CheshireHalli | 19

#766309 - Sunday 10 January 2010 19:16

Gotta agree with Twinkle on this one. =)

By pet_virus | 0

#766084 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

YDI for making him eat Spinach

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Wolfwood187 | 0

#767175 - Monday 11 January 2010 3:07

^

By TheLetterZero | 7

#766105 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:31

HAH!

By TheLetterZero | 7

#766106 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:31

Weird, double post.

By cel123456789 | 0

#766115 - Sunday 10 January 2010 16:38

smart kid :)

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