Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML
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Gvil_Eenius 0
At least he had the ball to ask you out!
kerrygirl 13
unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem
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Comments (92)
peaceezy 0
Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....data maaaaaaad funny
kaytaymoo 0
ahha I love that app!!!! <3 xoxo
g3rusz 6
So what? I guess he shook it 'till it answered "yes". You two are still dating, no problems, everything is fine (I assume, or else this wasn't your FML), what does it matter?
RKftw 0
obey the balls man...
underarmorfreak2 0
Thats what you get for trying to be cool
dan13mey 0
omg they have an 8 ball app?!
luckymay 0
ahahahaha that's ******* hillarious!
DonkeyDelight 0
My boyfriend has a sense of humour FML.
YOULIVETODIE 0
This is not an FML unless he asked you out and did not go on a date with you. The Ball may have said to ask you out but it didn't say to take you out on dates and for him to be your boyfriend. Man, it's just annoying when people complain about stupid crap and call it an FML. Seriously, are the moderators on dope or something? FML Sucks now.
SugarRushxx 0
I guess mac is your god