Congratulations!

By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 21:28

Today, I received the most comments and likes on a Facebook post for years. What exciting thing had happened in my life? Well, I bought a glow-in-the-dark plant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 600
You deserved it 135

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After reading this, I have to admit, I want to see pictures of a glow in the dark plant now. That seems way cooler than 99% of the bullshit my friends post on Facebook. It's not some political crap, or a picture of their food, or a random passive-aggressive post about how aggravating an unknown someone is. Honestly, the main things I follow on Facebook are a couple of groups that post bromeliad photos (tropical flowers), and some random funny animal videos.

Now I want a glow in the dark plant!

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After reading this, I have to admit, I want to see pictures of a glow in the dark plant now. That seems way cooler than 99% of the bullshit my friends post on Facebook. It's not some political crap, or a picture of their food, or a random passive-aggressive post about how aggravating an unknown someone is. Honestly, the main things I follow on Facebook are a couple of groups that post bromeliad photos (tropical flowers), and some random funny animal videos.

Now I want a glow in the dark plant!

Alright but which plant is this? I may want a few.

You have a glow-in-the-dark plant?

The only FML here is the fact that the highlight of your life is getting the most likes on a FB post.