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By amireallyloved - 17/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:56

At least he had the ball to ask you out!

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

unless the fortune ball is forcing him to stay with you i don't see the problem

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mooshibear140 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:00

well that means he was thinking about asking you out already, otherwise he wouldn't have even asked the fortune ball.

SuiGeneris01 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:00

all hail the magic touch of my balls

strawberry6826 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:31

lmfaooo fyl.

vgman88 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:34

Thats good if he asked that means he cares about you :)

fmller12 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:34

YDI for going out with a guy obsessed with applying virtual reality to actual actions. next thing you know the app will tell him to cheat on you and he will

forever2009 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:40

lmaooo

chocobunnyyumyum 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 22:56

he asked the fortune ball. i think he liked u before :)

monbon6788 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:19

eh. like everyone's saying, he was probably on the verge of asking you out anyway, got nervous, and consulted the fortune ball in a half-joking way. no worries, OP

Thunderbender 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:20

I believe you're just taking this the wrong way. He probably just told you that because the story was kind of cute, He obviously still likes you and had to balls to ask you out (even if it did take a lil bit of superstition).

nofxtime 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:22

What most people would call a cute story, the OP calls a FML. I am not sure I like the cut your jib.

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