maybe it was broken. I've literally been in a public restroom where every single lock was broken, but I have pushed my foot against the door too, to avoid being walked in on.

OP is looking on the "plus" side.

attitude is "larger" than life.

I had someone slide under the locked door and halfway into the stall with me before realizing it was occupied.

I've been to one where there were no doors... Crazy

The boys locker room at the middle school I went to didn't have doors on the stalls. And yes, guys did take shits in them. All the time.

is it weird that even in public restrooms I always knock before going into a stall?

OP is looking on the plus side.

No "shit" sherLOCK.*Ba Dun Tss*

That might of been punny if you didn't feel the need to point your (quite sad) joke out with ""these"" or by doing THIS...

And if not for the fact that every variation of that pun has been posted here 6374 times already.

you mean quotation marks and using capital letters?

how large do you think fat rolls need to be to cover a VAGINA? OP is a girl.

Big enough lol

well.. toilet was half full

why the downvotes on 35?I thought it was hilarious.

it was at 7+ Lol.

that old fml "my boyfriend had to lift a roll to enter me" comes to mind.

Or OP is a female...