Locks help with that as well.

maybe it was broken. I've literally been in a public restroom where every single lock was broken, but I have pushed my foot against the door too, to avoid being walked in on.

OP is looking on the "plus" side.

attitude is "larger" than life.

I had someone slide under the locked door and halfway into the stall with me before realizing it was occupied.

I've been to one where there were no doors... Crazy

The boys locker room at the middle school I went to didn't have doors on the stalls. And yes, guys did take shits in them. All the time.

is it weird that even in public restrooms I always knock before going into a stall?

OP is looking on the plus side.

Haha I suppose they would. That sounds embarrassing though, OP. :/

No "shit" sherLOCK.*Ba Dun Tss*

That might of been punny if you didn't feel the need to point your (quite sad) joke out with ""these"" or by doing THIS...

And if not for the fact that every variation of that pun has been posted here 6374 times already.

you mean quotation marks and using capital letters?

I almost feel like fat rolls that large would be more alarming...

how large do you think fat rolls need to be to cover a VAGINA? OP is a girl.

Big enough lol

The half glass full approach, I like it

well.. toilet was half full

why the downvotes on 35?I thought it was hilarious.

it was at 7+ Lol.

Well that must've been awkward. Good thing the rolls hid your private parts.. Consider locking the door next time will you?

Unfortunately they also hide your privates during other slightly more pleasant activities :(

that old fml "my boyfriend had to lift a roll to enter me" comes to mind.

Assuming that the door didn't have a lock, hasn't the person who entered ever heard of knocking before entering?

still not something you'd wanna see though, if someone walked in on that they'd probably be just as scarred

They must be pretty big then. Or your private parts might be small.

Or OP is a female...

Not sure that's entirely a fair trade but whatever floats your boat. Nice to see you are staying positive.