By TowelSmellsNice - 16/04/2010 12:34 - Malaysia
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Honestly sourgirl, I dunno what dicks you have seen, but I don't need to "hold mine down" when I pop a squat. Maybe that's just me.. He has a point where not all dicks are huge, but he lost me when he said "they're usually small most of the time."... Because again, yeah.. And not saying I'm some stud with a 13 inch dick or anything, but.. Yeah, enough of this talk..
Sourgirl, why would a male have to hold his penis down when he takes a shit? The male organ is not erect 24/7, when in a normal state it lays along the upper thigh. It does not need to be held down, it stays down by itself quite nicely. The muscles and blood vessels are relaxed. It hangs down by itself. Why would a man (or indeed any person) urinate when defecating anyways? The two are not joined in any way, so taking a shit wouldn't mean he would then take a piss into his lap. People only piss themselves from straining if they're constipated or if they have unusually weak bladders (or bladder infections). Neither is the penis involved in defecation, so holding it down into the toilet while shitting would be pointless. What good would holding it down do anyways, besides bring it closer to where the feces is coming out? Wouldn't one want to hold it UP, away from the anus? If your son kept wetting himself when taking a dump, it's probably because he was either too young to control his bladder, or had a weak bladder.
Wow sourgirl, apparently you did hit a nerve... I thought she was just joking around. It didn't seem like she was trying to be serious. Just tounge in cheek. Oh, and small boys tend to have more rigid penises (peni?) than adult males. Did anyone see Daddy daycare when that kid peed on the ceiling? I thought that was hyperbole until that happened to my son at our friends house. Talk about embarrassing.
I will be first in line to admit that mine is not the biggest on the market... but seriously, if your penis does not have enough weight behind it to hang down and dangle in at least some direction then I feel very very sorry for you... or you just got out of a cold swimming pool... one or the other. You also shouldn't call people "ignorant bitches' either... just because she is ignorant of that particular fact of male anatomy (and ignorance is not stupidity, so don't' get all upset) does not make her a bitch or a target for attack... I am sure if the post was about female discharge you may not have all of the correct info either.
guy who said the thing about not pissing while taking a dump.. I take a piss while taking a dump often, doesn't seem to be anything wrong with my bladder and WTF do u mean " keep it away from the anus"? dont u have balls in between u weirdo? and I need to hold my dick down sometimes as well while i'm on the throne takin a piss while takin a dump...
Sourgirl, you didn't hit a nerve at all. Your last paragraph of your first post presented itself in such a way that made it seem like you were being sarcastic. I felt like you were making fun of guys and their sizes. If you were seriously asking a question with no alterior motives, then I apologize for turning into a douche.
"wait, why is he wrapping a towel around himself to take a dump? I don't get...?" Well, if he's in a dorm and he was naked in his room, he'd wrap a towel around himself to go to the bathroom. A similar situation might arise if he was in an apartment with roommates, or whatever. Many reasons to wear a towel to the bathroom.
182- Why didn't he just get some pants on? Was he sashaying through his house naked before this? ---> O shoot I'm on my laptop naked and don't want anyone to see my stoof. aha! I'll grab a towel so I don't look wierd because being on my laptop with no clothes on isn't wierd at all.
Seriously, that's a peeve of mine. If you are actually sitting on the toilet so long that you need some form of entertainment while you poop, then you have a problem. Eat more fiber. Taking a shit shouldn't take more than 2 or 3 minutes. You pee, you poop, you wipe, you admire the size if you're into that, and you flush it down and move on with your life.
I drop bombs with my iPhone all the time and I never drop it in. I even use it when I take baths (I'm a girl). I never need a towel to catch my phone, glad to know I can use it to catch cuss though