Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
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stephissilly 18
sunglasses. name change. mexico.
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.
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Comments (76)
yscpunkchick 14
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if youre white, i see no problem. if youre black, well i'd stay away from any large trees with ropes hanging down! seriously though, most of the aryan brotherhood are forced to join while in prison. hes probably just some dumb hillbilly redneck that didnt want to get bummed by some big black dude.
knzrrr 4
Your an idiot.
Meowingtons500 18
*you're.
jomotto 3
Doesn't matter had sex!
strokedturbogsxr 3
The Arian brotherhood isn't shit. I know a bunch of people in it and they all think they're hardasses. Don't be scared, Just carry a gun
drooller 9
Well, hurry up and book a place at the cemetry, before all the good ones are taken :)
Bigboned38 0
DMW sorry buddy
Calyx_fml 22
I hope you're black.
Bigboned38 0
You might as well have sex with her as much as possible cause when he gets out it might be the last time you ever have sex with anyone
ponyboi 0
Join the brotherhood child
Evenzzon 1
Get away o.O hope she isnt a nazi either o.O
nothingtodisplay 7
RUN FOREST RUN!!!