Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
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stephissilly 18
sunglasses. name change. mexico.
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.
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Comments (76)
Devil_Z 0
Man enjoy the rest of your life
perdix 31
You ought to join AAA. They're a pretty kick-ass gang and they've got your back. As long as you can wait two hours for them to show up.
dhardesty23 8
run.
fiz1kaL 6
Only the dumb ones get caught, so if you don't survive, blame Darwin and his theory... we'll understand
iXavier000 3
Lol eww, what did you see in her?
benchpress550 4
This would be sooooooooooooo much worse if it ended "And I'm black, FML"
dirtysellers85 0
**** em . Get her pregnant
Danni91 8
I really hope you aren't black then.
Pelreskovich 11
Change all your contact info now, or fake your death.
mas91796 0
so what the Arayn Brotherhood is pussy :)
Meowingtons500 18
Ofcourse they are. All 20 000 of them. O_o
GoW_Chick 15
I would love to see you say that to them in person, I don't agree with what they stand for, but know not to mess with them.