Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you break the rest?
ThereIsNoFork 0
Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?
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Comments (93)
dwightschrutebit 0
EEEEEEW! thinking of that gives me goosebumps AHGKJFAHVKJALJKVDVAL
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
I don't see how this is a fyl, it doesn't say whether he chipped his tooth well going out with the op or not, because if he did while going out with the op then it's an fyl but if not it's more like an fhs for being a retard.
xvolleyballerx 0
um u mean fhl cause he has a chipped tooth..
trex23t 0
well either way he's clearly a failure at kissing so dump him lol
Luke1717 0
is this really your problem? more like fhl
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
is he british?
b4mv_a7x_music 0
Is it so hard to believe he's kissed another girl?
saragr94 2
i really don't see the problem here
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Her Boyfriend cheated on her by kissing another girl. Do you see it now?
weaselcheese 0
I have a chip on my front tooth that I got from my ex-girlfriend when we were kissing, but I don't live in Pennsylvania and my girlfriend doesn't know! It isn't as if I I busted my face on another woman's mouth whilst dating her. If that's that case with this one, GET OVER IT! If not, smack him in the chops.
BambooSwitches 0
break the rest of them