Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you break the rest?
ThereIsNoFork 0
Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?
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Comments (93)
perdix 31
If the other girl chipped her tooth as well, you can console yourself that she's giving him some pretty painful ********. Doesn't that make you smile?
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he's not telling the truth and the bf chipped his tooth going down on ol' iron clit. She had wrapped her legs around his neck, writhing in ecstasy, and the only way he could get out was to bite down hard.
Laurendorcus 0
Amazing comment. Def the most uplifting. lol
perdix 31
RPS, so you're saying the mysterious "****** dentate" really exists?
Amber_bambie 0
I agree with #18 an if this wasn't while they were dating I don't think she'd post it on here. like what guy doesn't have girlfriends before them.
weslahc 0
he chipped his tooth cheating on you? KARMA
peliseb 0
Honey if he cheats he doesn't love or deserve you! Your probably much better with out him! Keep your head up and NEVER let him see that it bothers you!! ((But pay back could be fun!!))
SaintE_fml 0
karma baby!!!
stinkmeaner 3
This is stupid. Slap yo self for me ok hahahaha
ambreanecole 0
Ctfu !
camilaaa 0
wow, what a fail.
WhyTheFace4 0
I think either way it's an FML because if it was before her, she now knows that she'll have to wear a mouthpiece to kiss him and if it was during, then the douche cheated on her.
Snessie 0
Wow, Fyl that sucks..Well clearly your boyfriend is a sh*ty kisser or has really bad teeth! ;)