Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
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Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you break the rest?
ThereIsNoFork 0
Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?
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Comments (93)
XDJxEKOX 0
Lol horrible kisser then
Pro_Nothing 9
Break the remaining teeth FYL
rwctkd95 0
give him all matching ones
persephone13 0
I'm assuming OP means he chipped a tooth kissing another girl WHILE dating her? Y'know, because if this happened before her...suck it up, woman!
TiffanyBlews27 0
Dump his ass after you break the rest of his teeth. Or maybe even break his nose!
lemony_fml 0
How the hell is he kissing?! Clearly he's not doing it right.
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
A guy once chipped his tooth while trying to undo my front-clipped bra with his teeth. I started laughing uncontrollably... he still never got it off and of course he got no further than that hahaha.
free2speak 14
no wonder he chipped his tooth, he was probably distracted by your unbelievably huge bosom.
ShadowPunkChick 1
He either has some pretty weak teeth or that was some violent kiss..
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
How Did You Figure That Out ? xD Lmfao
lovesteph3523 0
soo did you break up with him?