Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
amandathecreator 22
Why don't you text him?
dakid87 10
Why waste your time?
PoisonOrchid 21
Wow. I'm sure he just "forgot." I hope you realized what a colossal waste of time he is and moved on. Sorry, OP.
Goblin182 27
Are you dating Beavis or Butthead?
King_paradox 22
You girls need to relax. At least he wasn't fcking around. He didn't seem to be doing anything give him a break
limabeans101029 21
"Forgetting" that you're dating someone is a pretty big no-no if you ask me
gemstone586 12
It shows he isn't into her at all, at the very least.
killerdana 19
How do you know he wasn't "******* around"? Sounds to me like he was and that's why he forgot about her
gracehi 33
Are you sure he was really your boyfriend in the first place?
PoisonOrchid 21
My thoughts exactly.
mosquito19 14
you should just break up with him. it'll be like you two never met.
worldclassrager 41
Is he that forgetful? Or he forgot about you...God you (if it arrives) will have a horrible one year
vikky538 29
good thing you don't have to breakup with him.. he thinks he don't have a girl friend ..so you pretend you already have breakup...
hahafuckdis 2
I feel like I know you