Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
moonbootz 7
find a guy who actually has frontal lobe capacity i guess lol idk, im sure hes a good man but who forgets who their dating??
Dumbledora 9
Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me. He just doesn't give a **** about you. Forget him and find someone who actually thinks about you and wants to be with you.
cats54321 19
How do you forget something like that?
taylor21398 14
Well...he's a keeper
cathrope 10
Maybe this was his way of breaking up with you.
Karenezzy 20
Should've given him blow jobs more often
amisenho 11
This is the plot for the sequel to "50 First Dates".
Kitten_xo 20
That's just awkward, I hope you two can either make it right it leave him in the past. Forget about him like he did to you.
MissBehavin77 18
I wonder if this is one of those junior high relationships.
RedPillSucks 33
you may have been dating him, but he clearly wasn't dating you. Time to reevaluate.