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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 15:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2022 14:00

Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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darlingdollie 24

Monday 25 August 2014 18:31

He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.

Nilorak 24

Monday 25 August 2014 18:33

He sounds like a champion.

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Aralos 7

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:18

And here I thought my ex was the only one who did this. I'm sorry you were forgotten but I'm pretty sure you need to make that boyfriend an ex. Your time is worth way more than someone who is just going to forget about you.

thisis16charlong 10

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:24

Maybe he's just not used to having a girlfriend, you could be his first....

ninety 25

Tuesday 26 August 2014 3:54

Even if this was the case, you would think he would be excited enough about having or care enough about her to want to talk to her.

RayvenWhite 12

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:43

Please tell me he's your ex now cause that's just effed up on his part.

sailorarctic 22

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:47

hopefully he suffered some sort of head injury in the past that messes with his memory OP otherwise this is a poor excuse and I hope you left him.

Imareth 10

Tuesday 26 August 2014 1:07

How long had you been 'dating'? Maybe he just thought it was something casual. Chicks today seem to think the minute they go on a date, they deserve to get texted 5 times a day. Chill out.

cappellaaa 23

Tuesday 26 August 2014 1:11

that's bullshit. maybe he just wanted to break up and is too chicken shit to say it to your face. sorry op, you don't deserve that anyway

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 1:59

How can he forget that he has a girlfriend? He must've not tooken it serious.

newzealand 28

Tuesday 26 August 2014 2:35

Quick #66 edit! "He must not have taken it seriously" Before the grammar nazis see!

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 7:46

I ran out of time ={

creativityisnt 19

Tuesday 26 August 2014 3:21

I feel like saying "forgetting that you're in a relationship" is a nicer way of saying "I cheated on you multiple times".

ninety 25

Tuesday 26 August 2014 3:56

This could be true. It could just be his way of breaking up with her too.

brittkelly 7

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:22

Wow ....Wow....

ilovesceneguys 7

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:41

That's awesome!

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, I found out that my toxic mother-in-law's retirement plans include moving in with us when she gets old. The death glares I’m getting from my wife right now are so worth the satisfaction I got from telling that evil old bat I’d burn the house down first before I let her move into it with us. FML

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Today, a co-worker has the office next to mine. The walls are not soundproofed. I can hear him farting loudly throughout the day. He spread a rumor around the office that he can hear me farting all day. Another coworker told me and gave me advice on foods not to eat, that gave people bad gas. FML

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Today, I realised my sex drive has improved massively since I started fantasising about Bruno from Encanto on the regular. I thought my lack of appetite was because of my mental health issues. Apparently not. FML

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Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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Today, I got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

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Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML

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Today, I was partying with friends. At around midnight, I sent a text message to my friend to reassure her, saying that of course I could handle my drink. That's the last thing I can remember about the evening. It's a total blank from that point onwards. FML

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