Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
Aralos 7
And here I thought my ex was the only one who did this. I'm sorry you were forgotten but I'm pretty sure you need to make that boyfriend an ex. Your time is worth way more than someone who is just going to forget about you.
thisis16charlong 10
Maybe he's just not used to having a girlfriend, you could be his first....
ninety 25
Even if this was the case, you would think he would be excited enough about having or care enough about her to want to talk to her.
RayvenWhite 12
Please tell me he's your ex now cause that's just effed up on his part.
sailorarctic 22
hopefully he suffered some sort of head injury in the past that messes with his memory OP otherwise this is a poor excuse and I hope you left him.
Imareth 10
How long had you been 'dating'? Maybe he just thought it was something casual. Chicks today seem to think the minute they go on a date, they deserve to get texted 5 times a day. Chill out.
cappellaaa 23
that's bullshit. maybe he just wanted to break up and is too chicken shit to say it to your face. sorry op, you don't deserve that anyway
AFaye3964 17
How can he forget that he has a girlfriend? He must've not tooken it serious.
newzealand 28
Quick #66 edit! "He must not have taken it seriously" Before the grammar nazis see!
AFaye3964 17
I ran out of time ={
creativityisnt 19
I feel like saying "forgetting that you're in a relationship" is a nicer way of saying "I cheated on you multiple times".
ninety 25
This could be true. It could just be his way of breaking up with her too.
brittkelly 7
Wow ....Wow....
ilovesceneguys 7
That's awesome!