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He "forgot" he was dating you? And the award for the shittiest excuse ever conceived goes to...
Dump him. He is not worth your time. He was probably cheating on you anyways. Can anyone say PLAYER?
P-L-A-Y-E-R How did I do? Obviously not a player if he can't remember, if anything a true player in the form you're thinking of remembers every girl and keeps them all separate at the same time.
So why didn't you text him?
are you sure you guys are even dating?
Was he actually dating you or were you just convinced in your own mind that the two of you were dating when you really weren't as far as he was concerned?
Sounds like the guy I've been seeing.
Was it actually official or just some offhanded comments between you both that you misread? Only thing I can think of that makes sense.
"Forget" your dating him and move on
Love knows no bounds!
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He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
He sounds like a champion.