Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
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Top comments
darlingdollie 24
He's obviously not worth it if you don't even cross his mind. I hope he's your ex now.
Nilorak 24
He sounds like a champion.
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Comments (105)
stargirl_95 24
He "forgot" he was dating you? And the award for the shittiest excuse ever conceived goes to...
jazalea8 16
Dump him. He is not worth your time. He was probably cheating on you anyways. Can anyone say PLAYER?
Ki11erC 18
P-L-A-Y-E-R How did I do? Obviously not a player if he can't remember, if anything a true player in the form you're thinking of remembers every girl and keeps them all separate at the same time.
RockyG92 15
So why didn't you text him?
Phooey 22
are you sure you guys are even dating?
SmoothPancakes 10
Was he actually dating you or were you just convinced in your own mind that the two of you were dating when you really weren't as far as he was concerned?
pjsmamasan 10
how does that happen?
alanevice 1
Sounds like the guy I've been seeing.
Ki11erC 18
Was it actually official or just some offhanded comments between you both that you misread? Only thing I can think of that makes sense.
Screamalovesong 7
"Forget" your dating him and move on
igive 29
Love knows no bounds!