Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
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Top comments
ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
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Comments (90)
micahsmommy 13
Maybe he can go teach the 5 year old now who got the playboy bunny jammies.
MickGold 8
Well, let's hope he does well and makes good money. Then you can charge him for all the money he wasted of yours.
thelaughinganus 0
I don't always get paid for college classes, but when i do i blow the money on pole dancing lessons.
gonad_gobbler 1
Don't be upset this is awesome! Start doing all of his laundry and you'll find money in his pockets/underwear all the time!
mama2b3 20
For himself or for a girlfriend?
wironandine 8
How did I know that the first comments would begin with "at least.." predictable people.
geod69 8
Chalk one up for the kid
Inediblepeaches 15
Wait... Your son... What sick and twisted stuff is he into??
_BradyBunch_ 7
Money well spent
bluewailer 4
Your son is a flamer.