Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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Top comments
LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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sportsnut 0
you are pretty freaking stupid...love of your life in two weeks? wow, you are really desperate
Sanrio90 8
Uh, you've been with him for 2 weeks, he's not 'the love of your life'
flyingfuck 0
YDI for only having dated him for two weeks.
muffinsareyummy 1
...you've been dating him three weeks and you "love" him? i doubt it.
UrRightFML 0
Love of ur life after 2weeks.. Wow now thats ****** up.
shmollycoco 0
sorry but I kind of think YDI for calling this person the love of your life after only two weeks of dating...that's kinda lame.
phatdaddy 0
The "love of your life" is a douchebag. Be glad you found out after only 2 weeks and move on.
ixlikexyoux33 0
HAHA. how do you love someone youve only been dating for TWO weeks. typical.
jess09_fml 0
YDI for jumping into things after 2 weeks? love of your LIFE? 2 WEEKS? freak
mcortez77 0
YDI and just plain FY if you think he's the love of your life after two weeks