FML : Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 August 2009 19:39 / Canada

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By kionnalexus | 0

#508310 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:29

First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

By MelanieP_fml | 0

#508269 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:18

Oh dude, FYL. That's fucked up.

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By MelanieP_fml | 0

#508269 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:18

Oh dude, FYL. That's fucked up.

HahaYDI | 0

#508681 - Sunday 23 August 2009 05:25

Lawsuit? Isn't that like a health violation...

dude_stfu | 0

#508905 - Sunday 23 August 2009 07:27

you're telling me you couldn't tell the difference between oreo crumbs and an insect? Seriously... this is so fake and not even funny. How did this make it past the voting?

kieran247 | 0

#981898 - Monday 19 April 2010 08:44

dude_stfu, stfu

By inconvienentgurl | 0

#508274 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:19

ok ewwww that sux...hope u dont get sick :(

talbot008 | 0

#976932 - Friday 9 April 2010 10:15

don't eat crumbs off your couch then

gurlthatwalks | 0

#1049854 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 06:57

YDI for having a couch

By naataliee | 0

#508277 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:20

umm ewww? shouldnt of even touched the "crumbs" anyway

rockyhorrorshow | 0

#508281 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:21

Yeah, it's kinda nasty to eat food that's been in places where your butt has been. :/

xxorganizedmess | 0

#508286 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:21

So what they should have left the crumbs on the couch forever? Eating them was definitely overboard, but OP has to get them out somehow.

Zomlette | 0

#508924 - Sunday 23 August 2009 07:39

They could've swept them off the couch and thrown them out like any person not hellbent on getting maximum enjoyment out of the Oreo they just ate would. That was a shitty sentence, but it gets the job done.

By repyourcliche | 0

#508302 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:26

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN THEM? oh lord, YDI for being... a gannet.

chippa | 24

#508330 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:35

She ate what she thought were crumbs because she JUST ate oreos. Don't you ever eat something, drop a crumb, pick it up immediately and eat it?

americayay | 0

#508374 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:55

Eh. Not really. Not when I'm on my couch at least. Maybe a visibly clean table.

curryndricegirll | 0

#508598 - Sunday 23 August 2009 04:45

well...obviously the couch wasn't sanitary if it had bugs crawling all over it from all of the crumbs she's leaving

By kionnalexus | 0

#508310 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:29

By loveabull66 | 0

#508316 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:30

HAHA this rules. literally made me laugh out loud

By sheknowsherway | 0

#508331 - Sunday 23 August 2009 02:36

YDI... were they not moving? either way, dead or alive, that's gross that you have bugs living and dying on your couch and not noticing it... and to stick it in your mouth.