Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML
Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Top comments
kionnalexus 0
First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.
MelanieP_fml 0
Oh dude, FYL. That's ****** up.
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Comments (120)
SierraStabler 0
wow....you guys are retarded....like seriously window-licking retarded. Are you telling me that you have NEVER picked up a crumb you dropped? Who the **** cares if it was on the sofa? Yeah people sit there but there's this thing called CLOTHES that keeps their butts from having direct contact. And houses have bugs. Believe it or not, EVERY house has a few bugs in it. Jesus people loosen the **** up. op you in no way deserved that. that's just yucky :p no one deserves that.
wingedspiritus 0
I support what you're saying. A lot of people here are unreasonable and don't really put themselves in the place of the OP of whatever FML story.
SierraStabler 0
THANK you!
MadeOfAwesome 1
FIFTY EIGHTH!!!! :D
wingedspiritus 0
"Shut up no one cares" LOL you're just what your nickname implies. ;3
Edge578 0
These " I learned that" FMLs are really stupid. You're not funny.
ChrisWasHere 0
I couldn't ******* agree more. It's really annoying.
chefboyarde 7
dumbshit
thelonelylurker 0
Bugs are more nutritious than your sugar-loaded oreos. Protein, baby.
BigBrownwood 0
YDI for eating crumbs poor POS
Kupokupupo 0
get your eyesight checked. oreo crumbs and small black insects look quite different
Noah_h 0
we gotta smart one here!!! Oreos look like bugs
nanoflacka 0
Today i found that being A spider may not stop people from eating you...
Kupokupupo 0
bah. lol. nice