By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML
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TheDrifter 23

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

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Epikouros 31

And maybe you should check why your potatoes always have that golden yellow color.

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alittlebrighter 2

Are you sure she wasn't just trying to make a point about how rarely you help her in the kitchen- seriously though, once a week for your entire marriage and you never once noticed? .......might try this myself :P

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TheCutestLizard 28

She has got to be lying in an attempt to be funny!

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

So, does she cook them first? I would think so, otherwise she'd just end up with a broken tailbone...

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m3lyc 18

Note to self; don't read FML whilst eating. Bluuurrrggghhh!

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sugarshane007 20

I'm surprised the real question hasn't been asked yet. Did it taste good? I know plenty of people that like toefu with their meals.

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perdix 29

"Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker!" -- Nietzsche. ("What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.") I had to write it in the original German so you wouldn't think Kelly Clarkson made it up. If you are still alive after eating her foot filth for a year, it obviously isn't bad for you. You should thank your wife for giving you a bad-ass immune system.

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perdix 29

#74, bitte schoen. Now, you've taken me to the limit of my German unless you want me to count to ten, or say some Hogan's Heroes expletives.

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TheCutestLizard 28

I've decided we should be friends!

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perdix 29

#94, Although you don't need it, you have my permission to PM me. I don't bite. . . well, not often ;)

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