Today, after months and months of putting up with bleeding, I have made the connection that, if I orgasm, I will bleed the following day for days at a time, regardless of whether or not I should be on my period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I have realised that since I get laid so infrequently, every time I have sex now, it kickstarts my period. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife while she was on her period. After some time, I felt a burning sensation. When I pulled out, there was not only blood on my penis, but IN my penis. I, a man, peed out period blood. It hurt. I did not know this was possible. FML
Today, despite me getting my period every two weeks and bleeding heavily enough that I faint if I move too fast, my doctor told me that it's normal and to just "take it easy". FML
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mala_19 20
You should definitely see a doctor about that!
Plop 17
Yup, I'm not an expert (as in, I own neither a ****** nor an appropriate medical degree), but that REALLY doesn't sound healthy. There are conditions such as endometriosis that can cause similar issues (although a typical symptom of endometriosis is excruciating menstrual pain, which OP didn't mention). Either way, talk to you OBGYN. It might turn out to be something benign, but it sure as hell doesn't sound like it.
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mala_19 20
You should definitely see a doctor about that!
Plop 17
Yup, I'm not an expert (as in, I own neither a ****** nor an appropriate medical degree), but that REALLY doesn't sound healthy. There are conditions such as endometriosis that can cause similar issues (although a typical symptom of endometriosis is excruciating menstrual pain, which OP didn't mention). Either way, talk to you OBGYN. It might turn out to be something benign, but it sure as hell doesn't sound like it.
Wadlaen 24
That doesn't sound healthy at all! You should definitely see a doctor, and until then, maybe only sleep with guys that don't give you an ******...
revolutionbabe 15
I go through the same thing. I chalk it up to my BC. Although mine seems to happen after using a vibrator
peterblackmer91 12
So go to the dr. Obviously that is not normal.
wesleyhardin 5
try doing it with a human
KingAdrock 16
Do yourself a favor, see a gynecologist. Something is wrong.
Krissy Sands 5
this could be endometriosis or BV or something.