By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Your husband is a jerk and is cheating on you. That's not how marriage works. Also, while it would have been okay if he was just having an imaginary girlfriend or even were touching himself while looking at a made-up character.... it's a whole other world when it's a real girl and they're interacting as a couple, physically together or not!!

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intensitive 11

He's not stopping you from having an online boyfriend.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

If the OP and husband are not even physically touching, something is seriously wrong with the marriage. The online stuff is just a symptom of that.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Sure thing. The .. sad .. part .. is .. that .. the .. online .. girlfriend .. gets .. more .. action .. than .. me. Hope that helps.

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muaythai_fighter 0

Your husband sucks

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lrgcag 0

Well, we have something in common.Except my husband talks to many many women and yours has an emotional enough attachment to call her a girlfriend. I call it cheating. In a marriage you should be the only one he gives his emotions to, so don't listen to these "put out more" comments, because he doesn't deserve it.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

When the WIFE is the one not getting enough action, it's because she's not putting out or has weak views on what constitutes fulfilling marital duties. We men are perverted, lustful pigs, just like you tell us we are, and we'll run astray when you won't play. A guy that gets to have GOOD sex with his wife four times a week is not going to cheat. As for the online thing, apparently you have a very dull and unromantic relationship with him as it is, and I'd have to wonder why you were married in the first place. What happened that made you two (or at least one of you) not give a shit?

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Emperor_Jim 0

I think the problem is not that the OP isn't putting out... I've known many married women who's husbands just stop having sex with them. Guys sex drives tend to slow down as we age, whereas womens peak when they're in their 30s-40s. OP, if you haven't been putting out, then by all means, listen to the other hundred or so responders and start putting out. BUT... if you've been TRYING to put out and your husband has refused, then by all means, dump his ass. Start dating a guy half your age. Cougar status!

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little_otter 0

to the people who think the OP's boyfriend is cheating because she supposedly "isn't hot" how do you explain men who cheat on women like Halle Berry or Kate Beckinsdale?

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laffinatuhaha 0

because they dont put out

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yami_mani 0

Dump his ass. If he doesn't think that is cheating, you obviously have a troubled hubby.

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Darrian 2

Well, you're probably fat and/or ugly then. But if you're not, feel free to give me your e-mail. XD

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dancingyrlie 1

maybe you should open your legs for him once in a while and he wouldn't need to look elsewhere for action. YDI.

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masquerade08 0

Honestly I would be less mad at the physical touching. Physical touching is at least only fueled by a desire for sex, usually. Emotional cheating is the worst. Having another person that you like or love while dating or being married to someone else is the absolute worst form of cheating in my mind. Also the one I get from boyfriends most often. The sex thing isn't an issue.

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